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04

Mar

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

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my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

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then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

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rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

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(Source: lgnacio)

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