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20

Aug

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

19

Aug

(Source: pugdomination)

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

Lee Thompson Young 

February 1st 1984 - August 19th 2013

(Source: missmaclay)

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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lionessroyalty:

sunflowersandanchors:

Thought I should share this. Let this sink in for a minute. Luis was killed for no reason (i’m assuming he’s of another race), this is happening all over, not just in Ferguson. This makes my skin crawl.

Y’all not pressing charges becuz he technically died of a heart attack …. THAT THE POLICE MOST LIKELY CAUSED FOR BEATING HIM! Smdh